American Jiu-Jitsu Belt

American Jiu-Jitsu Belt  🇺🇸

Finally. A belt for American Jiu-Jitsu™.

The Land of the Gi Belt is a full-on parody piece designed to lovingly troll tradition and poke fun at the idea that Jiu-Jitsu definitely didn’t come from anywhere else. Featuring bold red and white stripes, a star-spangled stripe bar, and a custom label that proudly reads “Land of the Gi,” this belt is as subtle as a double-leg on concrete.

Built with the same durability you’d expect from a real training belt—but wrapped in pure satire—this is for grapplers who don’t take themselves too seriously and understand that humor is part of the culture.

Perfect for open mats, joke photos, podium laughs, or reminding everyone that freedom includes the freedom to make fun of ourselves.

Features:

• American flag–inspired parody design

• Red & white striped belt body

• Blue stripe bar decorated with stars

• Custom “Land of the Gi” label

• Sizes A0–A5

• Intended for laughs, vibes, and cultural chaos