Guard Pull Kids Rash Guard

The Guard Pull Kids Rash Guard is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to one of Jiu-Jitsu's oldest debates, wrapped in bold colors and unapologetic humor.

Inspired by the iconic trading card style of the '80s, this hot pink rash guard features a parody illustration that captures the exaggerated, gross-out fun of classic collectible art—reimagined for guard pullers everywhere. Vintage-inspired graphics, distressed details, and playful typography give it a nostalgic feel while making a statement on the mats.

Beneath the jokes is a rash guard built for serious training. Durable four-way stretch performance fabric moves naturally through guard retention, inversions, scrambles, and long rounds, while breathable side panels help keep you cool when the pace picks up.

Whether you proudly pull guard or just appreciate a good laugh, the Guard Pull Kids Rash Guard is made for grapplers who don't take themselves too seriously.

Features

• Hot pink colorway with bold retro-inspired styling
• Parody illustration inspired by classic '80s trading card artwork
• Playful "Guard Pull Kids" graphics and vintage detailing
• Breathable side panels for enhanced ventilation
• Durable four-way stretch performance fabric
• Designed for everyday training
• Available in adult sizes

Pull guard, not hamstrings.