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Spaz Medal
$24.99
3.5" Spaz Medal with Custom Ribbon
Celebrate the legendary chaos of the overzealous white belt with this hilarious 3.5-inch square medal, a perfect parody of the classic Spam can. Crafted with bold detail and paired with a custom ribbon, this medal pays tribute to the rookie grappler known for sheer muscle, zero control, and maximum accidental mayhem.
Featuring tongue-in-cheek tags like “100% Strength, No Added Technique” and “Opening Cans of Accidental Whoop-Ass Since 1909,” this medal is the ultimate award for the training partner everyone loves... and fears.
Perfect for gym events, gag gifts, or commemorating that special white belt moment, this medal is built to last—just like the real Spam.